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  • ==_/!\ // borderlands overenthusiast ==

  • \_!! very silly ¡ robots my beloved <3 !!

  • ==_beware, beware!! nsfw humor/posts/language abound. ==

- patient zero for dumb bitch syndrome -

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likes!!dislikes..
borderlands, one-eyed characters, the same couple of vocaloid songs i've been listening to for years, thin mints, robots, catsclose-ups of bugs ;v;, things dropping on the floor (bonus points if they make a loud noise), papaya

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  • _you can call me: craggy and/or velvet/vel. no pref

  • _aroace something i don't even know robot creature. boop

  • _he/she/they/it [ updated 12/26/23!!! ] [ if you use he ily forever ]

  • _radiator-chilling hoodie-wearing art goblin no more.. rip

  • _world's end dancehall and monitoring propaganda machine

  • _claptrap borderlands overenthusiast and therefore an aberration of soon-to-be robotkind

  • _invasive cyclops parasite!! one-eyed characters beware i will [[ LATCH ON ]] and [ NEVER LET GO ]

  • _19600+ tabs and still going!

  • _emotes with "O)" and "O3" as alternatives to :3 and other emoticon faces

  • _caravan palace sometimes-listener (faves are dragons, beatophone, star scat, lone digger, suzy and bambous)

  • _i can get real shy sometimes, but i don't mind interacting if we do end up clicking!

  • _MASSIVE borderlands: the pre-sequel! apologist. i will accept no slander <3

  • _i. louvbe cats..

  • _wants to be... a bit more than just a phone artist (no pc or laptop so rip lol)

  • _faves are usually tagged as stuff like ' 📻 / 🗨 / 💽 / 💀/ 🍿 / 📌 / ✨ / ⭐️ ' / aka i'm indecisive as hell



more stuff:

normally i'm extremely lax with people but i gotta set some boundaries.
byf: i often say nsfw/suggestive stuff (AS A JOKE, and i am in fact a grown adult. i myself do not wish to be overtly sexualized without my consent thanks) and tag it as such, am easy to emotionally burn out and if i'm not responding, i'm either sleeping or dead inside, verrrry passionate about characters i've known about/grown close to, and i tend to litter swears like bird feed, so if you're not comfortable with swearing i recommend not getting too deep into my blog. i am also extremely fucking petty and i have zero tolerance towards animal abuse, (thanks to a certain video.) ESPECIALLY towards cats/kittens. i tend to stress out a lot sometimes and some of it... it's for nothing other than me about to violently shatter into pieces and recombine yet again.
pleaaaaase filter out '- halftone tag|' (no apostrophes) since that's my general hazbin/helluva/viv-related tag. whether or not it has critposts depends so if you don't care for that stuff, go ahead. i also otherwise post about niffty and tag posts like that as '- nifftyposting ]'
i also tend to blast into the void sometimes. if you're bothered, mute the "// vent" tag (no quotations). /-/ i tend to tag things with slashes like '/, //, or ///'.
sometimes i block freely mainly because i feel annoyed or just want to curate my stuff. if i end up blocking you it's most likely that i don't in fact hate you but wish to be left be
i ALSO tend to interact with/post about nsfw/suggestive/overall-not-for-minors stuff (any nudity on my blog will be accordingly tagged as / ns nudity (aka nonsexual nudity). highly recommend that minors or anyone uncomfortable with such topics filter out the tags / nsfv and / suggestive.
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dni: basic criteria (homo/transphobes, racists, terfs, antisemites, anti-palestine, you get it) /-/ maps/nomaps/zoos/necros. even if you're non-contact i'd very much rather not interact with you. /-/ hardcore vivziepop defenders. idrc if you like hazbin or helluva but i do not fw viv, and if you're bothered by that, i'd rather you avoid me. casual fans are fine. /-/ if you're going to harass people over stuff. idc about ship discourse leave me alone i have a small dick /ref /-/ claptrap haters /hj (okay but fr don't bring that shit to me i'll be on edge.)
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additional notes: i may be a borderlands-centric blog but gearbox actually sucks mad ass and they absolutely have the power to do better but they don't /-/ and on that note: remember to pirate borderlands any way you can lol /-/ i'm not always too aware of some things so if you feel the need to you can remind me. if i respond late it's on me /-/ as of recently i've been on edge for a bit too long and i hate it /-/ trying not to mentally implode, hehe-


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[ regular text is anything that makes me go mmmm yeah i like that. ≠ fandoms (but some of my fandoms are in this). italics are more notable, and bold italics are like.. total faves. absolutely gushing. asterisks signify more context to things: [*1], [*2], etc. if something is prefaced with °, it appears time to time. ]
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[ media: - borderlands, borderlands: the pre-sequel!, ratchet & clank, pokemon/pokemon masters ex, ° osomatsu-san, vocaloid/utau, team fortress 2, ultrakill[*1], reverse 1999, scott pilgrim vs. the world/scott pilgrim takes off, ° pop team epic, portal, ° lollipop chainsaw, ° no more heroes, ° steven universe, spongebob squarepants, ° saw, ° cookie run kingdom/cookie run ovenbreak, ° yo-kai watch, ° homestuck, zenless zone zero
- asterisk explanations:
[*1: i'm skittish about considering myself a fan, especially since i've never played the game (oh but i LONG to.)]
[ NOT an asterisk but i am very on/off about genshin. i just play the game sometimes, have fun, enjoy art, that's all. ]
/-/[ general stuff: - robots, cyclops/monoeyes, cheesecake, electronics (not overly well-versed on them, though.), electro swing (shit taste in music, i know), drawing, steampunk aesthetic (sorta. i like stuff like bioshock aesthetically-wise), umbrellas, crustaceans (they're neat!), world's end dancehall (as in literally all of it), monitoring (deco*27), 50's aesthetic/diners (which lead to me learning about vintage style, not vintage values which is a lifesaver)/-/[ characters: - claptrap (borderlands) [all-time fave btw], shadowtrap (borderlands: the pre-sequel!), gaige (borderlands 2), dr. nefarious (ratchet and clank), bill cipher (gravity falls), wheatley (portal 2), glados (portal), peridot (steven universe), apple (reverse 1999), jessica (reverse 1999), choromatsu matsuno (osomatsu-san), ichimatsu matsuno (osomatsu-san), padparadscha (steven universe), toy bonnie (fnaf 2), glamrock chica (fnaf: security breach), ° ████████
███████ (ratchet & clank)
[*1]
, hatsune miku (vocaloid), the kagamine twins [rin & len] (vocaloid), subway bosses ingo and emmet (pokemon black and white), plankton (spongebob squarepants),
barbara pegg (genshin impact), niffty (hazbin hotel)[*2], mammon (helluva boss)[*3], corin wickes (zenless zone zero)
- asterisk explanations:
[*1: not going into detail, but i had a moment with him. yeah. it... lasted kinda long actually. i'm not averse to it but i get hot flashes of the plankton-voice "oh my goodness" variety. iykyk. financial compensation will not be granted.]
[*2: (obligatory spongebob WAIT image incoming) so.. this character somehow scratches every itch in my brain, conceptually-speaking. despite her inclusion, i am not pro-viv, so take that for what you will, she's just a fun character to me.]
[*3: see [*2]! i like him because he's a total bastard creature! also because he shares a va with pim and that's funny and i also rewatched bushworld adventures recently and that was a riot. yay]
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